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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

SaY ChEeSe!!


Laughter is a great thing. We've all heard the saying, "Laughter is the best medicine." There is strong evidence that laughter can actually improve health and help fight disease. Human beings love to laugh, and a report tells that the average adult laughs 17 times a day. Humans love to laugh so much and there are actually industries built around laughter. Jokes, sitcoms and comedians are all designed to get us laughing. For us it seems so natural, but the funny thing is that humans are the only species that laughs, you can't find any this any other living creatures. Laughter is actually a complex response that involves many of the same skills used in solving problems.

The post you about to read is a collection of some funny Advertisements I read a few days back. Even if you are tensed to the core, if you read a hilarious article, the tension will get subsidized. How about easing of your pressures by reading this article? Go on, have fun (Hoping so)

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too ! Many Questions.

Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By
The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!

So how is this? Had a nice time eh?

With Love,







Images Courtesy : Google Images

72 comments:

Kay said...

Thanks for the laugh! I have one to add that I over heard a politician say at dinner one night:

Behind every great man is an even greater woman and behind her is the girlfriend...

hehe have a great day full of laughter and smiles :)

Neha said...

hahaha, that was hilarious...cool ones re...i would like to share few as well, but these are my t-shirt quotes:

1) you can't change a man unless he is in diapers..

2) Such a beautiful day.

now please don't open your mouth and spoil it for me..

3) A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

4) key to a successful relationship is sincerity..once you can fake that, the rest is easy..

5) Laziness is a talent of taking rest before you get tired...

and the killer one: t-shirt ke front pe likha hai - REAL MEN DON'T READ INSTRUCTIONS :D

Singh Amit said...

hi Shruti..
Really loved the post.. :)
Still laughing while writing this comment... :)
Thanks a lot dear... :)

Cheers!!

Shruti said...

@Kay
Hey that was a great one :D
Thanks and have a great day :)

Shruti said...

@Neha
Arey bahut khubsoorat t-shirts hai yeh woh?!
I liked the quotes on front very much :P
Lolzzz

Have a cheery day!

Shruti said...

@Amit
Laugh a lot and stay happy :)

Sat_hi_sh said...

Jokes nalla irundhichi madam :)
Seri eppo mamiyar marumagal pathi 55-fiction eludha poringa ??????


He he jus waiting for it :D
Hope we see it soon :)


keep blogging
cheers!!!

Anoop said...

For those who r drinkin to 4get, pls pay in advance... khe khe khe...
tat one was ultimate.. ;)
ROFL...

haf fun
Anoop

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF POETRY: said...

How true about laughter being the best medicine, I enjoyed and laughed along with your post.
I remember some years ago my self , late husband and son was visiting my fathers-in-law grave, my son went with the dead flowers to put them in the waste bin, there was this sign" No hot ashes to be place here, being a crematorium we saw the funny side.

Yvonne.

evanescentthoughts said...

hahaha.. too funny.. had a nice laugh.. thanks gal for the funny lines :) I made a pathetic first attempt at fiction 55.. would like some suggestions on it from the queen plz.. :)

R S V said...

truly speaking that was a blast of a post...
thank you for such a dose of laugh dear...

Sandeep said...

wow really liked it.........cool

Shruti said...

@Sathish
Hey experience irundha ezhudhalam!! Aana, i don have any concept regarding that! Have to watch Ekta's soaps for that!

Shruti said...

@Anoop
Have a cheery day!
Thanks :)

Shruti said...

@Yvonne
""I enjoyed and laughed along with your post.""
:)
Smile makes you even more healthier!

That was a damn gud observation in a crematorium

Shruti said...

@Avada
You are welcome re!
I checked out your decent attempt of 55F!!
Expert opinion already given! :P

Shruti said...

@RSV
Laugh alot and have a great day!
Thanks :)

Shruti said...

@Sandeep
Hey, welcome to my space!
Thanks a ton for leaving a comment!

Guria said...

Hey great collection girl!

A nice way to start the day!

And a very nice idea for a post!

:D

Vinz said...

Those were gud lines..!!

Tickled my funny bones...!!

Being Pramoda... said...

Lovelyyy Lovellyyy ...haaa ... had lot of fun .. Thanks alottt shruti ...:)

Sourav !!! said...

"Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! !!"

Sarcastically poked is what I feel :P

Most of these silly yet 'deep' quotes makes my pea-sized brain burst with thoughts ;)

Anyways I laugh 30-40 times a day ... so am I not an average normal adult ?? :P

Sourav !!! said...

And I don't and won't go 'khe khe khe' over anything .. a "hahaha" or "lol' or "rofl" is much better, if it's a laugh and I got that right! :P

Asses go dancing .. khe khe khe ! :O

*No offense meant to anyone, the comment was written in FULL senses* :P

vEnKy said...

very witty quotes, Btw u said only humans laugh why the hell is the dog laughing, ;) hehehe

Swaram said...

Hilarious .. daily dose of laughter :P

Kaka said...

lol.....i think i was in ooty and i saw a board by the transport guys saying "drink and drive"....:)

Toon India said...

I always knew it....which is why I started it http://www.toonindia.com
:)

Shilpa said...

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


It was hilarious!Thanks for this post.

shilpa

Indian Pundit said...

Checkout my latest post.

Lots of durga puja pics.

lostworld said...

Loved it. Made me grin a lot! '

My favourite was " Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager. " Heeheehee..

Paritosh said...

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too ! Many Questions.

Awesome!!

HaRy!! said...

kanna..intha mathiri blog ezhuthuna...evalovu nalla iruku :)...onu solren therinchiko..." Adhigama siripu katra ponum, athikama mokai potta payanum, nala blog ezhuthu matangane saritharame ila" , ipo na ethu elam ethuku sonenu enake theriyala:)! seri seri unoda blogla comment adichi adichi enake ore siripu varuthu:)! finally yu came to the laughter space....he he nice one..:) tak care

HaRy

Mustaf said...

The last two & the one about son wiping off lipstick take the cake, and the nebu pani with panipuri(not icing on the cake:)) was Neha's ones. Neha, if you reading this, thanks to you too for those.

I am thinking of putting on the wall of my desk at my office? For different mood, different therapy :P

pawan said...

I liked the Son wiping lipstick part a lot!
Lol!

Good compilation, a light read and a peace of mind!

Cheers!

BK Chowla said...

Your post itself is a laugh riot.

Urvashi said...

hey Shruti...really nice ones there....had a good time laughing.....

Know Your kids Have Grown Up When...... was really the one to tickle my laughter bone :)

TC :)

chetan said...

you made me smile
THanx a lot!
nice post

Shruti said...

@Sreya!
Thanks :)

Shilpa Garg said...

Good ones! :D

Shankar said...

hmm...a very nice post shruthi.... But i guess i have read some lines before....

Shruti said...

@Vinz
You have funny bones eh? :P
FUNNY!

Shruti said...

@Prams!
Thanks a ton :)

Sid 'Ravan' Kabe said...

Super hilarious post...passed it around my office...everyone was laughing...:P

Anu...:) said...

:D

Is this comment enough?:P

Shruti said...

@Sourav
""Sarcastically poked is what I feel""
Is it!?
I neva knew it :P!!

Ur abnormality has no limits! :P

Shruti said...

@Sourav
Thanks for the disclaimer :D

Shruti said...

@Venky
:P
Am speechless with your brilliance!

Shruti said...

@Swaram
Take something and you will get cure :P

Shruti said...

@Kaka
I too saw it today near minambakkam airport!

Shruti said...

@Toon India
Say cheese and keep smiling!
Happy blogging!

Shruti said...

@Shilpa
Thank you!

Shruti said...

@IP
Yes will do it!

Shruti said...

@Lostworld
Girlie! I loved that alot :P

Shruti said...

@Paritosh
I guessed you will pick that line and you proved am right!

Shruti said...

@Hary
Rajini madhri illatiyum neeyum edho try panre!!

Laughing is a best medicine!

Shruti said...

@Mustaf!
Even i loved neha's jokes!
Thanks Neha!

Shruti said...

@pawan
""Good compilation, a light read and a peace of mind!""
Thanks!

Shruti said...

@Chowla Ji
thanks a ton!

Shruti said...

@Urvashi
Hey welcome back and thanks!

Shruti said...

@Chetan
Keep Smiling!

Shruti said...

@Shilpa Garg
Thanks :P :D

Shruti said...

@Shanks
Thanks da! Yengayachum padichurppa! Nan paduchadhoda compilation idhu!

Shruti said...

@SiD
Copyrights reserved with me

Shruti said...

@Anu
:P
This reply is enuf na?!

Anu...:) said...

Yeah sure...nice reply for a nice comment :P

Well seriously hilarious post :)

Shruti said...

@Anu
Thanks a ton darling!

evanescentthoughts said...

Check out my blog.. Have some surprises for you :)

Prads said...

Hey super shurts great funny ads...


My all time Fav Ad,,, which we have often used n Adzap events..

"Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!"

Keep Rocking
Regards,
Prasee

Plzzz update me ur blog... inform n sms ... sorry for delayed comment...

Musings of a lonely traveler said...

Shruti!

After such a long lag, I've entered the blogosphere vide your witty thread. Nice collection

Shruti said...

@Avada
Hey thanks a ton girlie!
3 Awards for me!

Shruti said...

@Musings
anna!
Welcome back!!
Was missing you and your encouraging comments very much!
Thank you!

Shruti said...

@Prasee
Thanks and i dint put booster card, adan couldn't msg!

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