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Sunday, November 15, 2009

ULTIMATE TRUTH

It has been a long time since I wrote some articles which makes me to giggle, while writing. This article doesn't contain those moral, philosophical stuffs that rake your brain which you are reading in my blog off late. I want to thank my fellow blogger Bharathi who initiated to retrospect myself. From that moment, I am analyzing each and everything that happens in my routine day-to-day life. The effect of my retrospection is reflecting in my posts as philosophical stuffs accompanied with moral stories.

This article is titled as 'ULTIMATE TRUTH'. You may wonder why did I keep such a title. I don't want you guys to ponder upon the topic itself for a long time. This post contains some points. After reading the complete set, you will surely feel, "Arey, How true!?! Shruti is correct! I have experienced this myself". Off to the post/points!

**Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

**To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

**The road to success…….. is always under construction.

**In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

**All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

**Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter b=fore you hear them speak.

**Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works

**If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

**You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

**Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

**42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

**As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken back.. If it is bad, it happens.

**He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

**If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.

**Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

**When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

**If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

**Especially for engineering Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

**You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

**All PTC buses are crowded. Corollary----- PTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.

**The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in restroom.

**After a long wait for bus #20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

**If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight or you will have Indo-Pakistan match/Manchester United-Chelsea clash!

**The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

So you grinned atleast in a single point na? These are very small things we would have experienced. But when we read them in words, those moments will be cherished for sure. Have a great Sunday!

With Love,

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60 comments:

gils said...

//All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.//
taaaapuu

gils said...

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate

so true :((( with all my dresses

gils said...

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming

athey athey

Shruti said...

@Gils
heheeh :P
Experience speaks!

Shruti said...

@Gils
ur tracks n tee's?! Poor you!

Shruti said...

@Gils
:P :D ROFL!
Athey athey...cheran nu nenaippo!

Mahesh Kalaal said...

Hi...

I have read these lines before, but still fun to recollect....
Good compilation.....

Shruti said...

@Mahesh
Thanku!

Mahesh Kalaal said...

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaaaaa :)

kanagu said...

nice compilation shruti...

/*All PTC buses are crowded. Corollary----- PTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.*/

loved this much :) :)

Paritosh said...

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

My prof in college used to say,"There are lies, there are damned lies and then there are statistics."

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF POETRY: said...

A great blog and I had a giggle at quite a few qoutes you wrote. Thanks for sharing.

Yvonne.

Mustaf said...

are these your own brain child!! So true and so so hilarious..and to me, the topper is In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. No doubt!! I knew but never realized it, what an irony!!!

Miss_Nobody said...

The light travels faster than sound thing is my favourite!

Musings of a lonely traveler said...

Hi Shruti!
Hilarious compilation; more close to facts of life :)

G3 said...

ROTFL :)))

//In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.//
//All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.//
//Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.//
//When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.//
//All PTC buses are crowded. Corollary----- PTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.//
//After a long wait for bus #20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.//

How true !!!

G3 said...

//If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.//

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus would go early

:)))))))))))

An attempt to mold things !! said...

Good compilation...When you stand in a long queue in a ration shop all the goods will get over when its your turn!!

ηανєєη said...

**42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

i have been using 63.1% for a while .. n i stand my it :P

Chavi Mishra said...

so true...nice to read it :)

Guria said...

A damn funny compilation... even though a tad 'pessimistic' departure from your old style! ;)
Good idea for a post Shruti! :)

evanescentthoughts said...

haha..funny collection girl.. "**In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it." was my favourite..so true right.. agree with all the points :)

Shruti said...

@Mahesh
That happens with me very often!! :P

Shruti said...

@Kanagu
Heheheh :P
All experience :P

Shruti said...

@Paritosh
Hehehe :P
highest degree of lies!

Shruti said...

@Yvonne
Hehe :P
Thanks!

Being Pramoda... said...

hi SHruti,

wow...cool truths..:)

I especially enjoyed the earlie rones and the one abt engineering students, the one about the paper and pen..:)

Good work gal..keep doing..

Shruti said...

@Mustaf
Some are my own! Some referred, some friends thoughts! :-)
Thanku!

Shruti said...

@MN
Even that's my favorite!

Shruti said...

@Mohammed
Thanks bro!

Shruti said...

@G3
All these are something we experience daily!! :-)

Shruti said...

@G3
It always happens for me in the other ways :-(

Shruti said...

@AATMT
Hey that's a good one too!
Welcome to H&M :-)
Keep visiting!

Neha said...

nice read...I have read a few of these, but most were first time reading for me...nice compilation...

I edited one:

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else..:P

Shruti said...

@Naveen
63.1%?!?
Awesome...continue with that :-P

Shruti said...

@Chavi
Welcome to H&M... Thank u!
Keep Visiting!

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

I loved everything.. but my favourite was

"42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot"

You know I actually do that most of the time.. When I'm doing a presentation, I make sure the faculty is wooed by my knowledge in these stats.. so I make them up.. saying that," The recent Mckinsey report or the NASSCOM survey says" etc.. you get my point.. but they are all my facts..

LOL.. Good one !!!

BK Chowla said...

Shruti,sure ,we all face such situation everyday and blame our Kismat.

Shruti said...

@Guria
Pessimistic Departure?!!?!? Ahem Ahem!

Shruti said...

@Avada
Heheheh :P :D
Thanks!

Shruti said...

@Prams
Heheh :P
Thanks

Shruti said...

@Neha
Thanks :-)
Ur editing was awesome!! That's completely true! :P :D

Shruti said...

@Raji
These MBA grads are very good in these stuffs!

Shruti said...

@Chowla Ji
You r correct!!

Bharathi said...

Oh God. You said I am the reason for you to write all the philosophical stuffs. Ini ellorum en mel kolaverioda iruppanaga.

Jus kidding.

Nice lighter ones. What you said is very true. I felt it my self.

Shruti said...

@Bharathi!
So that means my retrospection and those philosophical stuffs are that poor!! :(
Poor me! :( :(

Thanks for the second part f the comment!

Bharathi said...

You forgot to see the middle part. I said 'Jus kidding'.

Hey, you know, I published a new post one hour ago but its not showing up in your blogroll. Do you know why?

Shruti said...

@Bharathi
:-)
One hour ago and still nt showing?! My blogroll is messing up in big time! I am losing many posts because of this! Will check and correct the s/w part!

The Solitary Writer said...

loeved the powercut nd manu-chelsea bit

as usual nice post...

Shruti said...

@TSW
Whoa, the great TSW commenting on my blog!! Awesome :-)
Thanks a ton!!

The Solitary Writer said...

huh that is nt gr8

Shruti said...

@TSW
U are :)

pra said...

Oh ho..Totally different post! I liked the way you wrote it!Nice one... and YES! I have experianced all the things you mensioned in the list sometimes!:-)

Shruti said...

@Pra
That's the motto! To make everyone feel it :P
Thanks :)

Makk said...

Gauged Truth...hows this title..lolzzz

:)

Shruti said...

@Makk
This is good too!! :D

pRiYaN...! said...

i have something to share

-> ' A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well know and then wears BLACK GLASSES to avoid to be recognized'


-> 'Having a girlfriend is life playing cards

U need a heart to love her !
U need a diamond to gift her !
U need a club to take her !
U need a spade to bury her when she troubles you! '

Shruti said...

@Priyan
Those additions were cool!

The Aspirant said...

good ones........
hmmm true to full xtent.....

Shruti said...

@TA
Thanks :P

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