It has been a long time since I wrote some articles which makes me to giggle, while writing. This article doesn't contain those moral, philosophical stuffs that rake your brain which you are reading in my blog off late. I want to thank my fellow blogger Bharathi who initiated to retrospect myself. From that moment, I am analyzing each and everything that happens in my routine day-to-day life. The effect of my retrospection is reflecting in my posts as philosophical stuffs accompanied with moral stories.
This article is titled as 'ULTIMATE TRUTH'. You may wonder why did I keep such a title. I don't want you guys to ponder upon the topic itself for a long time. This post contains some points. After reading the complete set, you will surely feel, "Arey, How true!?! Shruti is correct! I have experienced this myself". Off to the post/points!
**Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
**To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
**The road to success…….. is always under construction.
**In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
**All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
**Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter b=fore you hear them speak.
**Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works
**If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
**You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
**Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
**42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
**As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken back.. If it is bad, it happens.
**He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
**If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.
**Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
**When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
**If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
**Especially for engineering Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
**You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
**All PTC buses are crowded. Corollary----- PTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.
**The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in restroom.
**After a long wait for bus #20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
**If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight or you will have Indo-Pakistan match/Manchester United-Chelsea clash!
**The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
So you grinned atleast in a single point na? These are very small things we would have experienced. But when we read them in words, those moments will be cherished for sure. Have a great Sunday!
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