Laughter is a great thing. We've all heard the saying, "Laughter is the best medicine." There is strong evidence that laughter can actually improve health and help fight disease. Human beings love to laugh, and a report tells that the average adult laughs 17 times a day. Humans love to laugh so much and there are actually industries built around laughter. Jokes, sitcoms and comedians are all designed to get us laughing. For us it seems so natural, but the funny thing is that humans are the only species that laughs, you can't find any this any other living creatures. Laughter is actually a complex response that involves many of the same skills used in solving problems.
The post you about to read is a collection of some funny Advertisements I read a few days back. Even if you are tensed to the core, if you read a hilarious article, the tension will get subsidized. How about easing of your pressures by reading this article? Go on, have fun (Hoping so)
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too ! Many Questions.
Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!
So how is this? Had a nice time eh?
With Love,
Images Courtesy : Google Images
Thanks for the laugh! I have one to add that I over heard a politician say at dinner one night:
ReplyDeleteBehind every great man is an even greater woman and behind her is the girlfriend...
hehe have a great day full of laughter and smiles :)
hahaha, that was hilarious...cool ones re...i would like to share few as well, but these are my t-shirt quotes:
ReplyDelete1) you can't change a man unless he is in diapers..
2) Such a beautiful day.
now please don't open your mouth and spoil it for me..
3) A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
4) key to a successful relationship is sincerity..once you can fake that, the rest is easy..
5) Laziness is a talent of taking rest before you get tired...
and the killer one: t-shirt ke front pe likha hai - REAL MEN DON'T READ INSTRUCTIONS :D
hi Shruti..
ReplyDeleteReally loved the post.. :)
Still laughing while writing this comment... :)
Thanks a lot dear... :)
Cheers!!
@Kay
ReplyDeleteHey that was a great one :D
Thanks and have a great day :)
@Neha
ReplyDeleteArey bahut khubsoorat t-shirts hai yeh woh?!
I liked the quotes on front very much :P
Lolzzz
Have a cheery day!
@Amit
ReplyDeleteLaugh a lot and stay happy :)
Jokes nalla irundhichi madam :)
ReplyDeleteSeri eppo mamiyar marumagal pathi 55-fiction eludha poringa ??????
He he jus waiting for it :D
Hope we see it soon :)
keep blogging
cheers!!!
For those who r drinkin to 4get, pls pay in advance... khe khe khe...
ReplyDeletetat one was ultimate.. ;)
ROFL...
haf fun
Anoop
How true about laughter being the best medicine, I enjoyed and laughed along with your post.
ReplyDeleteI remember some years ago my self , late husband and son was visiting my fathers-in-law grave, my son went with the dead flowers to put them in the waste bin, there was this sign" No hot ashes to be place here, being a crematorium we saw the funny side.
Yvonne.
hahaha.. too funny.. had a nice laugh.. thanks gal for the funny lines :) I made a pathetic first attempt at fiction 55.. would like some suggestions on it from the queen plz.. :)
ReplyDeletetruly speaking that was a blast of a post...
ReplyDeletethank you for such a dose of laugh dear...
wow really liked it.........cool
ReplyDelete@Sathish
ReplyDeleteHey experience irundha ezhudhalam!! Aana, i don have any concept regarding that! Have to watch Ekta's soaps for that!
@Anoop
ReplyDeleteHave a cheery day!
Thanks :)
@Yvonne
ReplyDelete""I enjoyed and laughed along with your post.""
:)
Smile makes you even more healthier!
That was a damn gud observation in a crematorium
@Avada
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome re!
I checked out your decent attempt of 55F!!
Expert opinion already given! :P
@RSV
ReplyDeleteLaugh alot and have a great day!
Thanks :)
@Sandeep
ReplyDeleteHey, welcome to my space!
Thanks a ton for leaving a comment!
Hey great collection girl!
ReplyDeleteA nice way to start the day!
And a very nice idea for a post!
:D
Those were gud lines..!!
ReplyDeleteTickled my funny bones...!!
Lovelyyy Lovellyyy ...haaa ... had lot of fun .. Thanks alottt shruti ...:)
ReplyDelete"Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! !!"
ReplyDeleteSarcastically poked is what I feel :P
Most of these silly yet 'deep' quotes makes my pea-sized brain burst with thoughts ;)
Anyways I laugh 30-40 times a day ... so am I not an average normal adult ?? :P
And I don't and won't go 'khe khe khe' over anything .. a "hahaha" or "lol' or "rofl" is much better, if it's a laugh and I got that right! :P
ReplyDeleteAsses go dancing .. khe khe khe ! :O
*No offense meant to anyone, the comment was written in FULL senses* :P
very witty quotes, Btw u said only humans laugh why the hell is the dog laughing, ;) hehehe
ReplyDeleteHilarious .. daily dose of laughter :P
ReplyDeletelol.....i think i was in ooty and i saw a board by the transport guys saying "drink and drive"....:)
ReplyDeleteI always knew it....which is why I started it http://www.toonindia.com
ReplyDelete:)
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
ReplyDeleteIt was hilarious!Thanks for this post.
shilpa
Checkout my latest post.
ReplyDeleteLots of durga puja pics.
Loved it. Made me grin a lot! '
ReplyDeleteMy favourite was " Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager. " Heeheehee..
The Reason Men Lie Is Because
ReplyDeleteWomen Ask too ! Many Questions.
Awesome!!
kanna..intha mathiri blog ezhuthuna...evalovu nalla iruku :)...onu solren therinchiko..." Adhigama siripu katra ponum, athikama mokai potta payanum, nala blog ezhuthu matangane saritharame ila" , ipo na ethu elam ethuku sonenu enake theriyala:)! seri seri unoda blogla comment adichi adichi enake ore siripu varuthu:)! finally yu came to the laughter space....he he nice one..:) tak care
ReplyDeleteHaRy
The last two & the one about son wiping off lipstick take the cake, and the nebu pani with panipuri(not icing on the cake:)) was Neha's ones. Neha, if you reading this, thanks to you too for those.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking of putting on the wall of my desk at my office? For different mood, different therapy :P
I liked the Son wiping lipstick part a lot!
ReplyDeleteLol!
Good compilation, a light read and a peace of mind!
Cheers!
Your post itself is a laugh riot.
ReplyDeletehey Shruti...really nice ones there....had a good time laughing.....
ReplyDeleteKnow Your kids Have Grown Up When...... was really the one to tickle my laughter bone :)
TC :)
you made me smile
ReplyDeleteTHanx a lot!
nice post
@Sreya!
ReplyDeleteThanks :)
Good ones! :D
ReplyDeletehmm...a very nice post shruthi.... But i guess i have read some lines before....
ReplyDelete@Vinz
ReplyDeleteYou have funny bones eh? :P
FUNNY!
@Prams!
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton :)
Super hilarious post...passed it around my office...everyone was laughing...:P
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeleteIs this comment enough?:P
@Sourav
ReplyDelete""Sarcastically poked is what I feel""
Is it!?
I neva knew it :P!!
Ur abnormality has no limits! :P
@Sourav
ReplyDeleteThanks for the disclaimer :D
@Venky
ReplyDelete:P
Am speechless with your brilliance!
@Swaram
ReplyDeleteTake something and you will get cure :P
@Kaka
ReplyDeleteI too saw it today near minambakkam airport!
@Toon India
ReplyDeleteSay cheese and keep smiling!
Happy blogging!
@Shilpa
ReplyDeleteThank you!
@IP
ReplyDeleteYes will do it!
@Lostworld
ReplyDeleteGirlie! I loved that alot :P
@Paritosh
ReplyDeleteI guessed you will pick that line and you proved am right!
@Hary
ReplyDeleteRajini madhri illatiyum neeyum edho try panre!!
Laughing is a best medicine!
@Mustaf!
ReplyDeleteEven i loved neha's jokes!
Thanks Neha!
@pawan
ReplyDelete""Good compilation, a light read and a peace of mind!""
Thanks!
@Chowla Ji
ReplyDeletethanks a ton!
@Urvashi
ReplyDeleteHey welcome back and thanks!
@Chetan
ReplyDeleteKeep Smiling!
@Shilpa Garg
ReplyDeleteThanks :P :D
@Shanks
ReplyDeleteThanks da! Yengayachum padichurppa! Nan paduchadhoda compilation idhu!
@SiD
ReplyDeleteCopyrights reserved with me
@Anu
ReplyDelete:P
This reply is enuf na?!
Yeah sure...nice reply for a nice comment :P
ReplyDeleteWell seriously hilarious post :)
@Anu
ReplyDeleteThanks a ton darling!
Check out my blog.. Have some surprises for you :)
ReplyDeleteHey super shurts great funny ads...
ReplyDeleteMy all time Fav Ad,,, which we have often used n Adzap events..
"Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!"
Keep Rocking
Regards,
Prasee
Plzzz update me ur blog... inform n sms ... sorry for delayed comment...
Shruti!
ReplyDeleteAfter such a long lag, I've entered the blogosphere vide your witty thread. Nice collection
@Avada
ReplyDeleteHey thanks a ton girlie!
3 Awards for me!
@Musings
ReplyDeleteanna!
Welcome back!!
Was missing you and your encouraging comments very much!
Thank you!
@Prasee
ReplyDeleteThanks and i dint put booster card, adan couldn't msg!